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| * 8 out of 10 co-workers agree, your desk is the cleanest. | | * Have a great day at work today. |
| * A bathtub is the opposite of a boat.
| | * What good shall I do this day? |
| * A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. | | * Remember to get up & stretch once in a while. |
| * Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. | | * We’re all in this together. |
| * Alpacas are cute. Give an alpaca a hug if you see one! | | * You look nice today. |
| * Alright world, time to take you on! | | * Thank you for using Slack. We appreciate it! |
| * Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else. | | * Please enjoy Slack responsibly. |
| * An escalator can never break — it can only become stairs.
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| * Anyone can be cool, but being awesome takes practice. | |
| * Bank robbers probably find out how much money they have stolen by watching the TV instead of counting it all out.
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| * Be cool. But also be warm. | | * Be cool. But also be warm. |
| * Bunkbeds are essentially shelves for people. | | * The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience. |
| * Caterpillars have mastered beauty sleep.
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| * Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.
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| * Did you get a haircut?
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| * Did you remember to lock the doors on your way out?
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| * Don't worry. You'll do great.
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| * Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson should host a cooking show where contestants have to guess what he's cooking by smell alone.
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| * Even my cat likes you.
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| * Feeding the monkeys that run the server.
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| * Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
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| * Have you been working out?
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| * I believe you have my stapler.
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| * I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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| * I like your style.
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| * I made this website for you.
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| * I wonder what your dog named you?
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| * I would hold the elevator doors open for you if they were closing.
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| * If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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| * If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
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| * If your front door has a mail slot, then you live in a mailbox.
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| * If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
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| * I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address.
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| * I'm confused about the confusion.
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| * Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog.
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| * Imagine the amount of self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
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| * Is expired poison more poisonous or less poisonous?
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| * It is not so important to know everything as to know the exact value of everything, to appreciate what we learn and to arrange what we know.
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| * Maybe people don't put cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.
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| * Moths are evil.
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| * My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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| * No one has ever thought your feet look gross.
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| * Oh, and remember: Next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day.
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| * PC LOAD LETTER? What the *bleep* does that mean?
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| * People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop ups.
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| * Please consider the environment before printing this Doceo.
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| * Rappers come in two sizes, big and lil.
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| * Remember to get up and stretch once in a while.
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| * Saying "um" is the human equivalent to buffering.
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| * School is meant to bring new humans up to speed on humanity's progress so far.
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| * Send help! I'm trapped in a loading message factory.
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| * Sometimes I need expert advice, so I talk to myself.
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| * Suitcases are terrible for carrying suits.
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| * That looks nice on you.
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| * That rug really tied the room together.
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| * The "mac" in mac and cheese is also an acronym for "mac and cheese".
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| * The mirror may well be the most photographed object this century.
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| * The moment you fasten the seatbelt, you begin wearing the car.
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| * The name "Cunningham" sounds perfectly normal, yet the name "Cleverpork" would be totally weird.
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| * The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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| * The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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| * This shirt is 'dry-clean only'... which means it's dirty.
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| * We like you. | | * We like you. |
| * We will never hear about the truly perfect crime. | | * Please consider the environment before printing this Slack. |
| * Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
| | * Always get plenty of sleep, if you can. |
| * We're all in this together.
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| * What a fine sweater! | |
| * What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
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| * What if the lottery is an institution to catch time travellers?
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| * When you want to make sure a piece of paper doesn't get folded, you put it in something called a folder.
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| * Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...
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| * You are the most charming person in a 50 mile vicinity.
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| * You could be an astronaut if you wanted. NASA told me so.
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| * You deserve a promotion.
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| * You have good taste in websites.
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| * You look nice today.
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| * You'd be the last one standing in a horror movie.
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| * Your boss loved that thing you did at work today.
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| * Your child's first birthday party will also be their first surprise party since there's NO WAY they would be expecting it.
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| * Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
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| * You're here! The day just got better. | | * You're here! The day just got better. |
| * ಠ_ಠ | | * Alright world, time to take you on! |
| | * Each day will be better than the last. This one especially. |
| | * What a day! What cannot be accomplished on such a splendid day? |
| | * Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you. |
| | * More "holy moly!" |
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| ==같이 보기== | | ==같이 보기== |
